Don't play with fire

Play with restart

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish.
Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

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Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

Amazon Hits 1 Billion Sales

Amazon Hits 1 Billion Sales

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you?

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Encourage Youngsters to start Businesses

Encourage Youngsters to start Businesses

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you?

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