Play with restart

Cristi G.

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What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you?

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